There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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