I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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