How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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