Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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