i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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