i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
