i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
