She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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