He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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