you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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