dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My dad is sitting where you rode me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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