Girls should come with a carfax report
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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