i permit you to call me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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