you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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