I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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