I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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