I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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