yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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