thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
