The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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