Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
her vagine was all disorganized.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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