I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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