I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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