I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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