I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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