she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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