Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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