any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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