well most of my day revolves around power hour
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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