How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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