I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
