Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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