Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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