I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
