Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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