I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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