If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
that is very illegal...i love you.
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