Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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