You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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