ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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