all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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