i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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