as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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