dude i'm inner monologue high
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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