Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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