Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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