Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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