you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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