i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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