you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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