I wish I only lived at night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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