But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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