The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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