I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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