Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fuck appropriateness.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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