yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
