he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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